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Reasons Your Dogs Haircut Costs More Than Yours.

  • Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath.
  • You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser
  • You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’s chair.
  • You don’t try to hump the hairdresser
  • Your hairdresser doesn’t wipe boogers from your eyes
  • Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands
  • You don’t poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut
  • Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks
  • You don’t go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair
  • You don’t try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer
  • You don’t howl or bark while having all this done!
  • The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being trimmed is very slim.

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