Stafford & Frigo

THURSDAY

In their latest Webisode Wednesday, Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood of Lady Antebellum helped deliver a special belated Mother’s Day present in the form of a new song they Lady Hazed.  The guys took the liberty of writing a song called “Mother Mother,” to the tune of Jerrod Niemann’s song “Lover Lover.”  The song asks the question, even though I’m all grown up, why you don’t bring me no treats no more?  Here are the new lyrics:
 
Mother, mother, mother
You don't bring me no treats no more

Well I used to get off the bus
You'd have a pb and j and you'd cut off the crust
Waiting there in the living room
With a glass of chocolate milk and my favorite cartoon

Oh but lately when I get myself to coming home
You say help me do the dishes and can you mow the lawn
To tell the truth, I don't mind it
But every time I get home I'm just reminded

Oh mother mother mother
You don't bring me no treats no more

I remember when I was a kid
You'd always put an extra cherry on my banana split
And you'd bring me some twinkle pies
How I loved that little Debbie surprise

Outo riff:
You'd cut me up some little grill cheese squares
Buy me funnel cakes at the county fair
Tuck me in, kiss me on the cheek
Tell me bedtime stories every night of the week
I know I'm 29, and I'm 25
But the kid still loves moon pies

Recent Headlines

in Entertainment

Sandra Bullock’s alleged stalker gets July trial date

sandrabullock

Joshua Corbett, 39, pleaded not guilty to charges including stalking and possession of a machine gun.

in Music

The science of popular music

beatles

A new study shows there have been three major movements in American music since 1964.

in Entertainment

Super son Ashton Kutcher remodels his mom’s house

ashton-kutcher2

The "That '70s Show" star is giving his mom a Mother's Day she'll never forget.

in Sports, Viral Videos

WATCH: ‘Super’ soccer mascot is super drunk

14-overlay

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Austria Vienna's mascot - a cape-wearing lion named "Super Leo" - has fallen and he can't get up.

in Music

Miranda Lambert adds editor to her resumé

mirandalambert

The "Mama's Broken Heart" hitmaker will guest edit the June edition of a national magazine.