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Top Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty
Top Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty

1. Snicker every time the judge says “penal code.”

2. Endlessly wink at the accused.

3. If it’s a female judge, shrug and say, “When did they start letting you people decide things?”

4.  Every time a lawyer asks you a question, yell, “I object!”

5.  Show up with a copy of a Paula Deen cookbook under your arm.

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